Clue

Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.

Prof. Plum: What are you scared of, a fate worse than death?
Mrs. Peacock: No, just death. Isn't that enough?

Who would want to kill the cook? Dinner wasn't that bad.

Communism is just a Red Herring!

Husbands should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable

WHo cares that guy doesn't matter let him stay locked up for another half an hour. The Police will be by then and there are two dead bodies in the Study!!

I'm not shouting...alright I am! I'm shouting, I'M SHOUTING I'M....